It seems like Disney princesses are a hot-topic over the internet, or at least at my own blog, so here is another ten posts about them. Yes, they will be revealed one at a time, perhaps in intervals of one week. Since I have not watched all of Disney’s animated films (even from their canon list) I may not include some of your favorite Disney female characters, but any Disney princess exclusion is intentional. Some other things about this list:
1. Disney does not equal Pixar
2. Only 2D-animated characters allowed
3. No animals or otherwise non-human characters allowed
4. Must be of at least teenager age
5. Must star in at least one of Disney’s canon movies
6. Let’s pretend that all sequels did not happen
Tiana: I’m aaalmooost theeere!
I’m not sure if anybody else feels the same way, but Tiana most reminds me of Cinderella, so it only makes sense she comes in at number eight on this list. Tiana is Louisana’s next youngest millionaire, with business savvy and a gumbo recipe that is to die for. Guys will be intimidated to approach her, but once they get to know her, they’ll realize she isn’t just a workaholic. She loves dancing to jazz, singing about her dreams, and looks great in green. If you want to win this girl’s heart, it’ll probably help to have a dashing smile, but Tiana is looking for someone who cares about her and her dreams, so you better be on your A game; smooth-talking won’t be enough for this Disney princess. If you’re lucky enough to land this girl, you’re going to have to keep that superiority complex in check because let’s get real, you ain’t bringing in more revenue than Tiana’s gumbo-serving restaurant. Needless to say, Tiana is a keeper.