Animation Review Part Three: Princess Anna Tribute

A Disney princess should…

...be annoying...

…be annoying…

...melodramatic...

…melodramatic…

...love magic...

…love magic…

...love to dance...

…love to dance…

...saved by a knight in shining armor...

…saved by a knight in shining armor…

...make imaginary friends...

…make imaginary friends…

...love her parents...

…love her parents…

...mourn...

…mourn…

...droll...

…droll…

...have BAD hair days...

…have BAD hair days…

...amazed by salad plates...

…amazed by salad plates…

...clumsy...

…clumsy…

...sing on a make-shift swing...

…sing on a make-shift swing…

...voiced by someone as eccentric as she is...

…voiced by someone as eccentric as she is…

...who can't tell the difference between being excited and gassy...

…who can’t tell the difference between being excited and gassy…

...looks at a mother duck for approval...

…looks at a mother duck for approval…

...asks questions to ducklings...

…asks questions to ducklings…

...thinks that THIS is what sophisticated looks like...

…thinks that THIS is what sophisticated looks like…

...stuffs her face full of chocolate...

…stuffs her face full of chocolate…

...appreciates art...

…appreciates art…

...why is she looking at the painting like that?

…why is she looking at the painting like that?

Someone who will sing when no one else is singing along...

Someone who will sing when no one else is singing along…

...sprints in a dress with her eyes closed...

…sprints in a dress with her eyes closed…

Hey! Get away from my woman!

Hey! Get away from my woman!

Doesn't know what to do when someone bows...

Doesn’t know what to do when someone bows…

Wait, what?

Wait, what?

I, I, I better go, I have to go, uh uh I better go... uh, bye!

I, I, I better go, I have to go, uh uh I better go… uh, bye!

Someone who waves hello...

Someone who waves hello…

I'LL KILL YOU!

I’LL KILL YOU!

Hey, look! Someone waved back!

Hey, look! Someone waved back!

Someone who taps her knuckles before asking a question...

Someone who taps her knuckles before asking a question…

...dances with old, wig-wearing men...

…dances with old, wig-wearing men…

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Someone who accidentally punches her first date...

Someone who accidentally punches her first date…

I don't like this song.

I don’t like this song.

Nope, not one bit.

Nope, not one bit.

Please, stop.

Please, stop.

Oooh, blue eyes!

Oooh, blue eyes!

WHAATTT!?! NO RING? What's the matter with this guy! I'm going to slap some sense into this piece of...

WHAATTT!?! NO RING? What’s the matter with this guy! I’m going to slap some sense into this piece of…

Someone who takes responsibility for, oh, oops.

Someone who takes responsibility for, oh, oops.

Someone who takes responsibility for her actions...

Someone who takes responsibility for her actions…

Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold cold, cold, cold.

Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold cold, cold, cold.

Someone who whistles when she's nervous...

Someone who whistles when she’s nervous…

...tries to act tough...

…tries to act tough…

...enjoys road trips...

…enjoys road trips…

...doesn't care about "foot size"...

…doesn’t care about “foot size”…

...isn't afraid to wield a guitar...

…isn’t afraid to wield a guitar…

You are? I mean, sure! I'll let ya tag along.

You are? I mean, sure! I’ll let ya tag along.

Please tell me I'm almost there. Huh, does the air seem a bit thin to you up here?

Please tell me I’m almost there. Huh, does the air seem a bit thin to you up here?

Someone who is afraid of rejection...

Someone who is afraid of rejection…

...who fights through pain...

…who fights through pain…

...acts like a kid when she smashes a tree into a giant, chasing snow monster...

…acts like a kid when she smashes a tree into a giant, chasing snow monster…

Don't tell me when I'm ready, I was born ready!

Don’t tell me when I’m ready, I was born ready!

Hmm... why do I not want Anna to go back to Hans. Why do I want Anna and Kristoff to... NO! SHE'S MINE!

Hmm… why do I not want Anna to go back to Hans. Why do I want Anna and Kristoff to… NO! SHE’S MINE!

Gosh, darn it. Fine, you can have Anna. Wait a second, if Anna is going to be with Kristoff, then what about...

Gosh, darn it. Fine, you can have Anna. Wait a second, if Anna is going to be with Kristoff, then what about…

I knew it! Oh, that son of a KEEPINGITPG. Let me at him, let me at him!

I knew it! Oh, that son of a KEEPINGITPG. Let me at him, let me at him!

Someone who is oblivious to love...

Someone who is oblivious to love…

Someone who will die for love...

Someone who will die for love…

Someone who punches so hard that your neck stretches 6 feet...

Someone who punches so hard that your neck stretches 6 feet…

Someone who loves her sister...

Someone who loves her sister…

Oh, Anna.

Oh, Anna.

Someone who gets excited to give a present...

Someone who gets excited to give a present…

Is it just me, or does Anna remind you of...

Is it just me, or does Anna remind you of…

...Ellie in this scene?

…Ellie in this scene?

Someone who bites her lower lip before...

Someone who bites her lower lip before…

Wait, what?

Wait, what?

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Well, I guess there's always Elsa.

Well, I guess there’s always Elsa.

In the end, a Disney princess should…

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Be Worth Melting For

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